Mother: I've got a fire going here
Me: But it's been really hot
Me: Why would you light a fire when it's been like summer
Mother: Well, I had some wood to burn
Me: It'll keep
Mother: But it was there
Me: Yeh, but it'd still be there next week when the temperatures drop
Mother: They might not.
Me: But they will
Mother: Yeh but, there'll be more wood then
Me: How? Are you deforesting the back garden?
Mother: Well there's always wood.
Mother: Anyway, how was your day?
Me: I got slightly sunburnt.
Mother: I know it's been lovely, hasn't it? Boiling, really
Mother: Like now, it's ever so hot now.
Me: Cos you're sat in front of a bloody roaring fire!
Mother: Yeh but....I had some wood to burn.