Me: I got the job!
Mother: I knew you would
Me: Well now you've killed it
Mother: What?
Me: I say 'I got the job!' and you act all non plussed. Kills it.
Mother: Well, I have faith in you
Me: Yeh but can you act all surprised and happy, while still maintaining that faith...?
Mother: Oh. Oh dear!!
Me: .......?
Mother: ...........
Me: Mum?!
Mother: That Bee Gees man died. Oh bless him...
Me: Mum?
Mother............
Me: Mum?
Mother:...........they're playing his songs......
Me: ...............
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