Mother: What's a Machine Fetishist?
Me: Probably someone who has sex with machines. Or parts of.
Mother: Such as...?
Me: Car exhausts.
Mother: Hhhmmm - really?
Me: Really.
Mother: Only men though....right..? Women...well, that'd....well, that'd.....Ouch!
Me: It's not as big as a horse - and that happens quite often...
Mother: Oh, I know - I've seen the pictures.
Me: Have you?
Mother: ..........
Me: ..............
Mother: They ARE rather large, aren't they...?!
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