Mother: I watched a documentary on Buddha
Me: On the Buddha?
Mother: Yes. He was an interesting chap.
Me: I know, I've read books.
Mother: You didn't ever say...?
Mother: Why didn't you say?
Me: I don't know
Mother: Are you a Buddhist?
Me: No. Why?
Mother: That's the sort of thing you'd do.
Me: You don't 'do' Buddhism...
Mother: No, but....well, you meditate and that, don't you?