Mother: I watched a horrible programme the other day
Mother: All about the end of the second world war it was
Mother: and the Bomb and that.
Me: Right. Well, it was horrible. Lots of stuff is.
Mother: Do you know what upset me the most?
Me: What's that?
Mother: The shots of people...oh you know, the people...who were behind....imprisoned....in - oh, that place you went...
Mother: That's it!
Me: Bloody hell Ma! How'd you forget that?!
Mother: Oh I know, memory's terrible. I was saying to Dave only last weekend - oh gawd, he's asleep here, can you hear him snoring...? "David! David" *Groans heard* "You're missing it - you're missing your film" [to me] He's missing his film - you know what he's like
Me: Right, what were you saying?
Me: to Dave, about last weekend?
Mother: I forget. "David! Can you hear me? You're missing this!" [to me] He's put Ben Hur on...