Mother: Did you get those coupons I sent?
Mother: The vouchers...for shopping?
Me: Oh, yeh - thanks Ma
Mother: Well, every little helps, doesn't it
Me: Sure does. Hey, you sound like an advert
Mother: Advent? Oh, that reminds me! Do you want me to send you an advent calendar this year?
Me: I'm a bit old Ma....
Mother: Never too old for Advent, you'll like it!
Me: Oh alright.
Mother: There. I nearly bought one today as well, but then thought 'She may not want one, she may think she's too old'
Me: I do think I'm too old!
Mother: But you still want one...
Me: Then why didn't you buy one....?!