Me: How're you getting on with the internet?
Mum: I'm having trouble getting it up
Me: Getting what up?
Mum: The Email
Me: Don't you just click the little icon on your iPad?
Mum: Bob showed me how. But then I came away and I forgot.
Mum: So I went to Val. And she showed me a different way and that confused me
Me: Right. So what else have you done with it?
Mum: I've used The Google. I Googled!
Me: That's great! What did you Google?
Mum: I found the place we're going on holiday.
Me: That's great! What else have you done?
Mum: I Twitted!