Me: I went to Charlie’s theatre company launch last night – you remember me telling you about Charlie’s company?

Mother: Is this Charlie who you used to live with?

Me: Right

Mother: And what’s the company for?

Me: Theatre

Mother: Didn’t you…

Me: …yes I was in her play in first year.

Mother: That’s how you…

Me: …came to know Charlie, yes.

Mother: Yes. It was...oh what was it? There was a boy...

Me: There usually is...

Mother: I mean there was a masturbating boy.

Me: There usually is.