Mother: How's all the work going?
Me: Good; being very productive
Mother: Well that's good.
Me: Yes.
Mother: Beck?
Me: Yes Ma?
Mother: Beck? Are you there?
Me: Yeh, I'm here...has the phone...?
Mother: ...hang on....it's this.....hold on, Are you there? Beck?
Me: Mum! Stop moving the wire around, turn the TV down, then maybe you'll hear...
Mother: ...I'll just turn the TV down...and this connection is terrible...
Me: Anyone would think you live in a cabin in the woo....
Mother: Are you there? Anyone would think we're in the dark ag....
Me: I can hear you perfectly.
Mother: Oh, there you are. I can hear you now
Me: What did you want to say, anyway?
Mother: What? Oh, I forget. Oh.....erm....Ok.....no, couldn'tve been very important!
Me: You just have to keep the wire unlooped when you're not using the portable...
Mother: I know. But I was getting myself in a tangle.
Me: Surely not...
Mother: Beck?
Me: Yes?
Mum: Beck? Are you still there....................
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