Mother: What’s he like?
Me: He’s like a guy
Mother: Yeh, but what’s he like?
Me: Just a regular guy
Mother: What does he look like?
Me: A guy
Mother: Why do you not get excited about things like this?
Me: Because I’m a realist
Mother: You’re a cynic
Me: Meh…Cynic/Realist. Anyway, I’m absolutely not interested - he’ll be a friend
Mother: Well, that’s not very realistic, dear…