Mother: What do you think about that body-in-a-bag thing?
Me: Well, on some level I wonder at how surprised…
Mother: …people are, I know…
Me: I mean, you work for MI6 – now, I’m not saying you should…
Mother: …expect that, but…
Me: …you’ve gotta think something like that may be a distinct…
Mother: …possibility, yes. I know.
Me: Did you see how they got a man to ‘prove’ he couldn’t have padlocked himself in there?
Mother: Could he?
Mother: Could he do it?
Me: What? Padlock himself inside his own holdall?
Me: NO - Of course not, he wasn’t Harry-bloody-Houdini!
Mother: I thought you were going to say they managed to prove he could
Me: But it’s ridiculous they actually paid a guy to attempt it THREE HUNDRED TIMES.
Mother: I bet he really ached after that….Besides, you’d think these MI6 people would have special talents like that, wouldn’t you….?