Mother: I had an e....
Me: ..........
Mother: An ep...ep....I had an oh! - epif... oh you know!
Me: An...?
Mother: An epif...oh you know
Me: An epiphany?
Mother: An epiphany. That's it.
Me: Really? What was that then?
Mother: Well I was just standing at the boiler, raking in coal...
Me: Right....
Mother: And then I realised!
Me: What....?
Mother: I haven't had the chimney swept for ages and the man who normally does it died...
Me: Oh dear.
Mother: I know. He was only 56 too, such a shame, Deb told me a while back and I didn't really take much notice so th....
Me: So what's the epiphany?
Mother: Well, I don't know who I'm going to use now. For the chimney.
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